Welcome to H.E.L.L.!

Secure your exciting new position by completing our training exercises using our patent pending and state of the art Hamazon Employee Learning Lab (H.E.L.L.)*.

During this intense training course you will learn how to sort boxes (patent pending), act quickly under pressure, remove the occasional spirit, and categorize other important items ensuring our dominance in the shipping and fulfillment industry.

Just remember - it is imperative that each item is sorted into the correct category for the highest levels of customer satisfaction possible. Mess this up enough, and your time in the family will come to a close. Get it right enough, and you might just find yourself with a pizza party** on your hands ;)

“A fantastic way to earn just enough money to not starve to death.”

Track your performance against other applicants in our Official® Online® Leaderboard®™ (also patent pending) to finally prove that you are the lest bad employee in the entire universe!

Apply to join the Mr. Boarzos’s Family™ (patent approved) today and help us continue our status as the market disrupting innovator lead juggernaut supreme!

Just… try not to fall in the incinerator. Please. Our lawyers hate that.

Controls:

Features full gamepad support

• Move: WASD/Left Stick
• Jump: Space/Gamepad A
• Pickup/Drop: Left Click or E/Gamepad X
• Throw: Hold Down Pickup/Drop Button While Carrying Box

*H.E.L.L. is still in Beta, so working around any bugs will be considered as a portion of your aptitude evaluation.

**Pizza party must be paid for by applicant.

For local co-op, please download the "PostJam_Local_Coop_v1.1_win" build.